Thursday, November 30, 2006

In Memory of Diana

My stepsister Diana passed away far two young leaving behind a mourning family. Although I moved far away without really knowing her, my prayers are with My stepmother and my family back home. If your prayers could also go out to my stepmom Dolly and her family left behind I know it will make a difference. Feel free to leave you words of encouragement to my family back in Minnesota if you have the urge.

Published on November 30, 2006
DIANA LYNN HOLLY, 41

DIANA LYNN HOLLY, 41
FOLEY
NOV. 23, 1965 - NOV. 29, 2006
Funeral services will be 1:00 p.m. Saturday, December 2, 2006 at Living Waters Lutheran Church in Sauk Rapids for Diana L. Holly, age 41, of Foley, who died Wednesday at the St. Cloud Hospital. Rev. Larry Strenge will officiate and burial will be at Benton Cemetery in Sauk Rapids. Friends may call from 4-9 p.m. Friday at Dingmann Family Funeral Home in Sauk Rapids and one hour prior to the services Saturday at the church.
Diana was born Nov. 23, 1965 in St. Cloud to Roger & Yvonne (Juel) Reinert. She married Richard Holly on Sept. 19, 2003 at St. Paul’s Lutheran Church in Foley. Diana graduated from Sauk Rapids High School in 1984. She started her career as a correction officer at the Benton County Jail and eventually worked at St. Cloud Correctional Facility until leaving in 2004 due to health issues. Diana loved gardening especially her flowers, camping, fishing, spending time with her children, and her dogs Ottis and Duchess.
Survivors include her husband, Richard of Foley; children, Ryan Melby of St. Cloud, Ashley and Travis Melby; step children, Ashley and Dylan Holly all at home; mother, Yvonne "Dolly" (Maurice) Roche of St. Cloud; father, Roger (Nancy) Reinert of Sartell; brothers, Delroy (Kathy) Reinert of Sauk Rapids, Roger Jr. (Amy) Reinert of Rice, and Zack Reinert of Sartell; and grandmother, Joyce Juel of Sauk Rapids.
She was preceded in death by her grandparents, Ray & Irene Reinert and Laverne Juel; and nephew, Devon Reinert.
Memorials are preferred in lieu of flowers.

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

Christmas List Item #1

Most of my family and close friends look at this blog a least once per month, so what better place to place my Holiday wish list! On the top of my list is Suzuki's new XL7 SUV. We own a 2004, and I love the vehicle. It has a great warranty that I have not yet had to use, it is comfortable to drive, and can fit all 7 of our family members at once. We try to avoid this at all costs, because even though the soundsystem is also not too bad for a stock system, it is not loud enough to drown out 5 kids.
Now the ads for the '07 model is on the TV and I have to admit I am in envy of those who can trade in every couple years. The new body design looks fast and mean compared to the family truckster appearance of our current ride, and with the horsepower increase in the new model I bet it lives up to it's appearance. As Mike would say.. I want one!

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Wii's, Ipods, and Zunes OH MY!

It's Christmas time in the city, and the gift idea marketing machine is working overtime. Last week it was the Playstation 3 mayham, then over the weekend it was Wii mania, and now Bill Gates is out with the new Microsoft Zune media player with visions of replacing the Ipod dancing in his head.

Microsofts new tech toy, the Zune is hitting store shelves. It is touted to be the portable music player to put a real hurt on Ipod sales. My good source Mike Elgan is not painting a pretty picture for the Zune. Based on reviews the Zune has some ground to make up if it plans on beating the popularity of the Ipod.

I am no expert on the subject, and have never personally owned an Ipod, but I have had my hands on one, and have had to troubleshoot the little suckers a time or two, getting them to connect to that old reliable Windows sytem. Reading lots of hopes and dreams that have been posted on the Zune it has the promise to be quite the little music machine, with built-in wireless that allows users to share music while on the go I have to admit sounds like a winner, and I was going to hold my breath before adding one to my Holiday wish list. Now that the word is out I am taking a big breath and re-thinking a purchase of a Ipod, something I should have done a while back.

Thursday, November 23, 2006

Don't Burn Your Turkey

Turkey on fire!
Click on the photo to hear the death shrieks of Frazee's mascot. [198k wav file].

Giant Turkey Incinerated During Secret Repairs

Field review by the editors.

Frazee, Minnesota

July 1, 1998. Frazee, Minnesota. On a hilltop overlooking the western entrance to this peaceful town, members of Frazee's maintenance department are secretly laboring over Big Tom -- the 22-foot-tall beloved civic symbol of this, the Turkey Capital of the World -- working against the clock to get BT shipshape for Frazee's upcoming Turkey Days festival. With a blowtorch. Suddenly, calamity!

The new Tom.

An errant tongue of superheated flame ignites one of the legs of the highly combustible paper mache gobbler. Within seconds, Big Tom is wrapped in a death mantle of black smoke, its body feeding the insatiable fire like grandma feeding gruel to a Thanksgiving season orphanage. Fire departments from neighboring towns rush in to contain the blaze -- much to the embarrassment of Frazee's maintenance crew -- but it's already too late. All that remains is a pile of unrecognizable slag.

ABOVE: The turkey installed
on September 19, 1998.

For the first time in a dozen years the Turkey Days festival goes on without Big Tom. His charred pedestal of honor is occupied by a crudely shaped paper mache egg.

But not for long! The cycle of civic symbol life comes full circle on September 19 -- when a new, improved Big Tom arrived in town (on order from F.A.S.T.), once again providing the visual gravy to Frazee's meaty boast.

[Note: Even though Frazee received by far its most publicity ever because of Big Tom's fiery exit, and even though we personally can't resist a good tourist attraction fire photo, we do not encourage the immolation of large, weather-beaten, combustible civic symbols by other towns.]

(World's Largest Turkey: Frazee, MN [Show Map] Directions: Hwy 29 to Rt 10. On a hilltop, southwest side of town, in Lions Park. Hours: Daylight hours. )

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Arctic Ice Caps Growing! Run For Your Lives!


Inconvienent for Al Gore, the antarctic ice sheets are expanding on an average rather than shrinking as commonly reported. In fact this study indicates an actual net DECREASE in sea levels. Contrasting what global warming "chicken littles" consistantly declair. The Fark.com thread has been aflair with cries of a big-oil slanting facts, and conspiracy afoot. Arguing online is about as effective as a carpool lane, most people just get stuck in traffic spewing CO2 while the prius carpool passes by on the left hand empty lane.

Friday, November 17, 2006

Nuff Said

Thanks "American Woman" for this fitting quote

Picasa by Microsoft?

Windows Vista is to be released early next year and boasts loads of new features to make your computer experience more enjoyable. Most of these features that I reviewed seemed very familiar to me, especially the media organizing features that look mysteriously similar to my old standby Picasa program. Good ol'e MS is bundling image organization, complete with red-eye removal, cropping, and exposure adjustments, calling it Windows Photo Gallery. With the exception of voice recognition, I haven't seen any compelling reason to get excited about Vista, at least not yet.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Comon' You Didn't Listen!

So all my readers, all three of you, didn't listen to my plea last post and apparently either didn't vote, or voted for the D's. Fortunately the tax cuts don't expire until 2010, but one thing is for certain: Even less will get done in Washington now.

The interesting thing is still nobody is listening to the people. Take a look at the state ballet initiatives that passed & failed this election:

AZ - English Official Language - YES
CO - Legalize Domestic Partnerships - NO
CO - Legalize Same Sex Marriage - NO
CO - Legalize Marijuana - NO
ID - Ban Same Sex Marriage - YES
MI - Limit Affirmative Action - YES
NV - Legalize Marijuana - NO
SC - Ban Same Sex Marriage - YES
SD - Ban Same Sex Marriage - YES
SD - Legalize Marijuana - NO
TN - Ban Same Sex Marriage - YES
WI - Ban Same Sex Marriage - YES

It is clear, conservative values still rule, 5 more states have put a constitutional ban on same sex marriage, 3 states failed to pass a legal dope program, and Michigan was keen enough to realize Affirmative Action is destroying its state. Arizona was speaking loud and clear in ENGLISH, and with the exceptions of minimum wage increases across the board, and that Oregon teenagers are still able to kill the unborn without telling mommy and daddy it was a conservative mandate on family values. There might still be hope if the politicians regain consciousness.

Sunday, November 05, 2006

10 Reasons to Vote Republican

I don't agree with all of the Republican policy. If you have read posts in the past you might find me a bit further right wing than your typical Red-State republican. Regardless of my political opinion, look at these 10 reasons to vote red this year, or rather, why NOT be blue!


  1. National Security: While the (R) has authorized the NSA to listen in when Al-Qaeda comes a calling. Vote in a (D) and your doomed! Dem's have threatened repeal the patriot act, close Guantanamo thus freeing known terrorist combatants, and give your security back to the FBI who so famously failed us on 911. (Not to mention a withdrawal from Iraq certain to insure a civil war and reinstatement of a totalitarian militant Islamic state)
  2. Economy: The (D) candidate will like you to believe the economy is is sad shape. If that is the case then they must be against low unemployment, a booming stock market, record high home-ownership, and steady economic growth. They just don't want to admit the tax policy of the administration is what sparked our economic recovery. Could you imagine how strong our economy would be today had we not had to pay for 911, the war on terror, and the destruction from Katrina? (Oh, forgot those are all Bush's fault right?)
  3. Immigration: I don't give any Republican a passing grade on immigration reform, but if I was the dean of students for the congress, all the Democrats would be expelled! Unfortunately on this issue I am voting for party that will do the least damage to our nation when in comes to ILLEGAL immigration. Let's face it. While the (R)'s must be catering to the cheap labor lobby, the (D)'s are amplifying the ILLEGAL issue by granting entitlements from free health care to food stamps and education benefits to people who crashed the party.
  4. TAXES! : Do I have to elaborate? We know the Republicans are for lower taxes, but don't be fooled when the CRATS claim they only plan to raise taxes on the rich. They routinely raise taxes, regulation, and fees on business that employ YOU. When business has more burden, less revenue goes to labor, less labor = layoffs! Lower taxes don't just create more personal wealth, it also helps create jobs.
  5. Health Care: My health care costs between insurance and co-pays are my 3rd highest expense, right next to my home and transportation. This would be higher on 10 reasons if I was not afraid of a dirty bomb delivered by Islam or getting taxed to death. Wait... my 4th expense, I forgot about TAXES. The "demon-cats" plan consists of government regulation to a national health care program sure to burden our medical system with more bureaucracy, more layers, and more scrutiny than it already receives from the lawyers and insurance companies. The problem with rising costs of health care is the legal system threatening to sue doctors out of business, and the pharmaceutical industry claiming you need a prescription from everything from fatigue to sore feet. Hold back the pill pushers and the malpractice lawyers and let medicine heal itself. Vote Republican and tell your rep to pass tort reform!
  6. Education: Charter schools, choice in education through voucher programs, and giving the local control and power to administrators and school boards to actually run there own schools is the solution. Republicans in this issue are the champions of choice. Democrats continue to cater to teacher's unions, and bureaucrats that mismanage funds, and put our tax dollars in the pockets of administrators and studies rather than in education. More money is not the solution to our national education crisis. This is one model we SHOULD be taking from European countries where the money goes with the student, not the teacher.
  7. Energy: Thanks to regulations and policy long in place by the liberal green peace activists we can't drill for our own oil so we depend on others. If we want to free up our resources to develop alternate fuels, we first need to free up our own resources so we don't' have to play politics with the middle east. Democrats repeatedly shut down prospects of off-shore drilling, Alaska oil exploration, and proven nuclear technology advances. Again while Dem's reverence Europe on social policy, they ignore energy policy success in country's like Germany and France where nuclear power is safe, plentiful and considered GREEN! In the USA now even hydroelectric renewable energy is being labeled taboo, and no longer supported in our future national energy strategy. Biodiesel and Ethanol are growing prospects but currently we subsidize so much of this industry it is unclear if there are net energy gains after you cultivate and process the bio fuels, especially if we push this energy alternative too quickly. (Another story for later) Bottom line, the Dem's had 8 years to work on our energy policy and failed, and have been a roadblock in congress for the last 6 in passing a conservative energy policy.
  8. National Debt: While the only legitimate talking point by the democratic party is the drastic upswing of our national debt, this is correcting itself by a conservative fiscal policy and the income growth is boosting revenue even more than projected by the tax cuts. Had the economy remained stagnant using a liberal economic model, we would have either #1 not funded any of the crisis's of the past 6 years (911, War, Katrina Relief) or #2 been in a worse deficit than today. It will never be admitted but the reduction in deficit during the Clinton administration was more luck than policy. The economic growth was the result of the prior administration, and the lack of any major national financial obligation allowed us to reduce our federal deficit. We are on path to do that again, provided we don't let our guard down and let 911 happen again.
  9. Family Values: The entertainment industry has everything to gain if Nancy Pelosi gets nominated speaker of the house. Porn in every household should be her platform, and privacy rights for every pornographer and child molester in the country is her priority. Well not in those direct words but you won't find any Democrats out there championing to protect family values. Here in Oregon, the liberal majority wants 13 year olds to get abortions without parental consent, they want to grant marriage licenses to gay, lesbian, and transgendered individuals, and afford them adoption rights, all while claiming that the right wingers are discriminating against good Americans. What happens in your bedroom is your business, but when you start demanding health care benefits, and want marriage to amount to nothing more than a union between two consenting adults I draw the line. What's next, do we grant marriage to a guy who wants to marry his dog, so his heath insurance will cover the dog's veterinary bills?
  10. Crime & Punishment: The Democrats have the crime part right, but don't expect a liberal congress to champion for victims rights, unless the victim is a gay illegal immigrant who was the subject of sexual and racial discrimination when applying for a child care position at the local grade school. We put executives in prison while we catch and release child rapists. COME ON, look will your candidate rather fund a prison or a methadone clinic?
Your not voting for Bush this election, your voting for YOU and your FAMILY. So I close with one of my favorite tips this year: Don't F**K It up!

Saturday, November 04, 2006

Speaker Pelosi

With the election just days away, I can't keep from posting some political commentary.
While the economy is stronger than it has been in years, taxes are lower, unemployment is lower, home ownership at an all time high, the only thing the Dems have to talk about is there contempt for the Bush admin, and the war in Iraq. They have been claiming Bush has failed since he has failed to capture Bin-Ladin, but the most liberal democrat believes that Bin-Ladin is not our biggest concern. So if they can't agree on who our enemy is in the war on terror, how to they expect to win it?

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Fall Sunrise

This sunrise caught my eye on my drive to work a couple weeks ago. I have been long overdue in posting anything new, keep checking in, I might surprise you.