Saturday Traffic Jam

So I am driving home from Ranier, OR on a Saturday afternoon and just my luck I get stuck in a 3 mile back-up of bumper to bumper traffic. Although this is typical Portland, it is unusual for a weekend. What was the cause? This tipped over truck on the infamous Terwilliger curves. Notice it is not even in our lane?! Why the slow down? Rubberneckers gawking and taking photos!(Notice the gap I created while shooting this) Idiot drivers.

Egg Hunt

This year the kids had a backyard hunt for the infamous brown eggs carefully placed by Daisy the dashund.

The child with the heaviest bag won. Nathan just overtook Karmann by a few lengths and took the prize.

Big Fat Dee-Dee-Dee

Rosie here insists that for the first time in history, fire melted steel. Hmm, that is an interesting theory, what does exactly melt steel then Rosie? Any 7th grader with Google can resolve the reality between conspiracy theories and the fact. Rosie is our village idiot!

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Rosie has no formal education and she should be fired for spewing these ignorant rants as though they have some basis in fact. She could just as likely get the audience to cheer in agreement if she proclaimed the earth is flat and Condoleezza Rice is a witch.